What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:12

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Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Cher’s son Elijah Blue Allman hospitalized after drug overdose: report - Page Six
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Should we consider deporting democrats to Canada?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do men like to have sex with a woman's ass?
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Yankees get completely manhandled by Dodgers in ghastly blowout loss - New York Post
No way
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
New Videos Show How Fantasy Life i Has Been Beefed Up On Switch 2 - Nintendo Life
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Apple’s Upgrades to CarPlay, iPad and Vision Pro Outshine Liquid Glass - Bloomberg.com
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
The World's Largest Organism Is Slowly Being Eaten - ScienceAlert
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Mild US Inflation Is Backdrop for Fed’s Powell on the Hill - Bloomberg.com
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Skyrim fans baffled after finding huge gold hoard we’ve never seen before - GAMINGbible