What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:12

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

36 Wildly Entitled People From This Month Who Might As Well Have Just Screamed "It's All About ME!" - BuzzFeed

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

Cher’s son Elijah Blue Allman hospitalized after drug overdose: report - Page Six

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

Should we consider deporting democrats to Canada?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why do men like to have sex with a woman's ass?

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

share office space ...

Yankees get completely manhandled by Dodgers in ghastly blowout loss - New York Post

No way

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

New Videos Show How Fantasy Life i Has Been Beefed Up On Switch 2 - Nintendo Life

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

Apple’s Upgrades to CarPlay, iPad and Vision Pro Outshine Liquid Glass - Bloomberg.com

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

The World's Largest Organism Is Slowly Being Eaten - ScienceAlert

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

Minds and Behinds

This ‘smoke’ ring was formed by one of the biggest creatures on Earth. Scientists say it has never been documented before - BBC Wildlife Magazine

Still no good

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

Mild US Inflation Is Backdrop for Fed’s Powell on the Hill - Bloomberg.com

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What differences in hiring practices have you observed between Fortune 100 companies and smaller companies?

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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